some jokes for the end of the week…:)

ImageHope everyone had a nice weekend? if not so much, I guess some funny jokes could repair that?

Why did the banker and his wife get divorced? They lost interest. Via Daryl Grant
Two five year old boys are standing at the toliet to piss. one says your thing dosen’t have any skin on it. i’ve been circumcised the other replied. whats that mean ? it means they cut the skin off the end. how old were you when it was cut off. my mom says i was two days old. did it hurt the kid asked . you bet it hurt i didn’t walk for a year…
Husband is throwing darts at his wife’s photo, not a single dart is hitting the target. Wife calls out, “Honey, what are you doing?” Husband: “Missing you!”
To make love with all the women in the world is number one dream of all men… Strangely, the men who could really claim they fulfilled it are so called nerds with good imagination… from my future Incredible Future :).
http://www.allanbard.blogspot.com, http://www.allanbard.wordpress.com

http://www.goodreads.com/user/show/4159102-ivan-stoikov-allan-bard, www.shelfari.com/allanbard

http://www.strategicpublishinggroup.com/title/TaleOfTheRockPieces.html, http://allanbard.hit.bg, http://allanbard.hpage.com, http://www.facebook.com/pages/Author-Allan-Bard-Ivan-Stoikov-Fan-Page-Strategic-Book-Group/121092637984053,

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0yw3a5n00FI, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_qUA8Avl7ew, http://pinterest.com/allanbard/

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