middle of the week’s jokes…;)

In a chat room: “Probably you are very beautiful?”

“Oh, thank you! Why do you think so ;)?”

“Well, it’s the only way for nature to compensate such a stupidity…”

 

Why blonde women throw crumbs in the lavatory pan? To feed the toilet duck…

 

A drug addict enters in a church and starts to blow the candles. “What are you doing?!” asks a priest.

“What do you mean what? I have a birthday today…”

 

Future could bring not only new, better improvements, useful gadgets, or perfect medicines, etc. There would also be a lot of crazy and insane decisions and choices… like the one to sue yourself from the past for being lazy, bully, or not shrewd enough… my The Origin Of Gods, probably :).

 

http:// http://www.allanbard.blogspot.com, http://www.allanbard.wordpress.com

http://www.goodreads.com/user/show/4159102-ivan-stoikov-allan-bard, www.shelfari.com/allanbard,

http://www.strategicpublishinggroup.com/title/TaleOfTheRockPieces.html, http://allanbard.hit.bg, http://allanbard.hpage.com, http://www.facebook.com/pages/Author-Allan-Bard-Ivan-Stoikov-Fan-Page-Strategic-Book-Group/121092637984053,

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0yw3a5n00FI, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_qUA8Avl7ew, http://pinterest.com/allanbard/

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