some jokes for the weekend…:)

A kangaroo went to a bar and ordered a glass of gin with tonic. The bartender was really surprised and wanted to talk with the animal: “We don’t see many kangaroos around…”

“How can you expect to see even one?” replies the kangaroo. “A glass of gin with tonic cost 20 $ here!!!”

Entering in a bar, a sheriff orders a glass of whiskey with Swedish cheese. Looking at the cheese, he frowns and says to the bartender: “John, if there will be another firing in your bar, I’ll close it…”

A father says to his son: “And remember, my boy, all the mushrooms are dangerous!”

“What about field mushrooms, dad?”

“Out of question! Picking them I met your mother…”

And a crazy thought from a future book of mine: The best way to know whether you still have the child in you is the feeling of disgust when taste strong drinks as an adult… my Space Hide & Seek.

http://www.strategicpublishinggroup.com/title/TaleOfTheRockPieces.html, http://allanbard.hit.bg, http://allanbard.hpage.com, http://www.facebook.com/pages/Author-Allan-Bard-Ivan-Stoikov-Fan-Page-Strategic-Book-Group/121092637984053, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0yw3a5n00FI, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_qUA8Avl7ew,

http:// http://www.allanbard.blogspot.com, http://www.allanbard.wordpress.com

 

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