Thursday jokes, not all too good for kids ;)…

A wife could do three things from nothing: a dress, a salad and an argument in the family… John Barymore.

 

A buyer is asking the seller: “Are there some additional safety devices in the car?”

“Yes, there two condoms in the emergency box…”

 

Commision: it is twelve people who do the work of one. J. Kenedy

 

“Do you know how cunning my mice are?”

“???”

“They make fun of the cat every day – when there’s an opportunity, they smear the cheese in the mouse trap with vallium…”

 

If your greatest anger is followed by your greatest regret and remorse, then it’s a good sign you could achive a good inner balance… from my future Space Ghosts.

 

 

http://www.strategicpublishinggroup.com/title/TaleOfTheRockPieces.html, http://allanbard.hit.bg, http://allanbard.hpage.com,

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0yw3a5n00FI, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_qUA8Avl7ew, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ijJl-6Be88, http://www.allanbard.blogspot.com,

 

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