Thursday jokes, not all too good for kids ;)…

A wife could do three things from nothing: a dress, a salad and an argument in the family… John Barymore.


A buyer is asking the seller: “Are there some additional safety devices in the car?”

“Yes, there two condoms in the emergency box…”


Commision: it is twelve people who do the work of one. J. Kenedy


“Do you know how cunning my mice are?”


“They make fun of the cat every day – when there’s an opportunity, they smear the cheese in the mouse trap with vallium…”


If your greatest anger is followed by your greatest regret and remorse, then it’s a good sign you could achive a good inner balance… from my future Space Ghosts.,,,,,,,



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