Wednesday’s jokes… ;)

Don’t you think that the jokes teenagers/kids tell are amongst the best :)? Like:

What’s that which is small, white, has something red in front, flies and clangs?… A snow-flake in menstrual period that’s going to throw some bottles in the garbage…

Have you seen a flying elephant? NO? How can you see it when it flies high…

A youngster went to a famous businessman and said: “I have a great deal for you, Sir! I know how you could earn 300 000 $!”

“Well, let me know then…”

“Do you remember that you offered 600 000 $ to the one who will marry your daughter?”

“Yes, so?”

“Well, I’ll do it just for 300 000 $…”

 

“I spent 300 $ in the fitness, last week…” said a man to his friend.

“So much? Probably you sleep there and train in the night too?”

“No, it’s just they have so expensive bar…”

 

And as some of my characters say: Money are amongst the last things that make people rich…

 

http://www.strategicpublishinggroup.com/title/TaleOfTheRockPieces.html, http://allanbard.hpage.com, http://allanbard.hit.bg,

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0yw3a5n00FI, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_qUA8Avl7ew, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=08HTXf00CJ0, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lmVW4-030Yc

http://www.allanbard.blogspot.com, http://www.allanbard.wordpress.com,

http://www.shelfari.com/allanbard, myspace.com/ivan_allanbard, http://www.facebook.com/ivanstoikov.allanbard

 

Advertisements

Tags: , , , , , , , , , , ,

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s


%d bloggers like this: