weekend jokes ;)

4 men are waiting in a dentist waiting-room, while from the dentists cabinet awful sounds of his instruments are heard… Then, the door of the cabinet opens and the dentists asks: “Who’s last?”
“ME!” reply the patients simultaneously…

In the middle of the night a bandit threatens a man with a knife on his back: “Give me your money!” “I don’t have any…”says the scared man. “Then, give me your credit cards!” “They are not with me…” “Give me your jewelries, watch!!!” “I don’t have any of them too…” The bandit jumps on the man’s back: “Then, you’ll ride me to the corner!!!” 😉

I know that many girls/women don’t like jokes about blonde women but there are some pretty good among them :):

What is it called when a blonde woman blows in another blonde woman’s ear? A transfer of data…

How could one make a blonde woman laugh on Monday afternoon? Just tell her a simple joke on Friday morning…

Have a nice weekend, everyone!  Don’t forget: One can fight money only with money… as my Mountaineers say :).

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0yw3a5n00FI, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_qUA8Avl7ew,

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2 Responses to “weekend jokes ;)”

  1. jdhoward Says:

    Cute pic. The first joke wasn’t humorous, but the others were, esp. the last one.

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