A couple of jokes/anecdotes for the weekend ;)

Hope many people could find these amusing ;):

Guy goes into a bar in New Jersey where there’s a robot bartender! The robot says, “What will you have?”
The guy says, “Beer.” The robot brings back his drink and says to the man, “What’s your IQ?” The guy says,” 168.”

The robot then proceeds to talk about physics, space exploration and medical technology.

The guy leaves , . . . but he is curious . . . So he goes back into the bar. The robot bartender says, “What will you have?”

The guy says, “Beer.”

Again, the robot brings the man his drink and says, “What’s your IQ?” The guy says, “100.”

The robot then starts to talk about Nascar, Budweiser, the Saints and LSU Tigers.

The
guy leaves, but finds it very interesting, so he thinks he will try it
one more time. He goes back into the bar. The robot says, “What will you
have?”

The guy says, “Beer,”

Once again the robot brings him his beer. The robot then says, ” What’s your IQ?” The guy says, “Uh, about 50.”
The robot leans in real close and says, “SO, . . . you people . . . still happy . . . with Barrack Obama?”

T. Jivkov, the ex-“president” of Bulgaria had a tour in the country with his group of politicians. they went to some jails and T. Jivkov raised the prisoners’ration from 1 to 5 $. Then, they visited some universities, and T. Jivkov raised t…he students’ ration from 0,50 to 2 $… “Why you didn’t raise the students’ rations as you did with those of prisoners?” asked his friends and colleagues. “Well, do you think that we could ever become students? But in the future jail could be our home…”

Have a nice weekend, everyone ;)!

http://www.strategicpublishinggroup.com/title/TaleOfTheRockPieces.html, http://allanbard.hit.bg, http://allanbard.hpage.com, http://www.facebook.com/pages/Author-Allan-Bard-Ivan-Stoikov-Fan-Page-Strategic-Book-Group/121092637984053,
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0yw3a5n00FI, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_qUA8Avl7ew

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